People are struggling to take the Clandestine Channel Threat Commander seriously – 12 very public takedowns

7.

This is nauseating…
"Daddy, what did you do in 2020 during the pandemic?
Well, I made sure that poor ppl feeling terrible life conditions where not helped and found ways to make their lives even worse"
Something to be proud of,hey, Dan? https://t.co/6oAWdRGoi0

— Audrey (@AudreyAurus1) October 10, 2020

8.

Hi, Joe McMutable – Flamboyant Channel Threat Commander.

Follow me for updates on how we're dealing with people crossing in giant rubber ducks or enormous pink party yachts. https://t.co/y9qDsBTZou

— joe (@mutablejoe) October 10, 2020

9.

"Hi, I’m Dan O’Mahoney – Clandestine Channel Threat Commander."

Do we think he has ever managed to say that without laughing ? https://t.co/gEmC7FyEHF

— RS Archer (@archer_rs) October 9, 2020

10.

Hey @SachaBaronCohen is this you again? https://t.co/ptKdiVi9yl

— Dr Benjamin Janaway (@drjanaway) October 10, 2020

11.

"… and my realistic hair and EAGLE EYES." https://t.co/7vFnYqByWB

— David Quantick (@quantick) October 10, 2020

12.

if you’re that clandestine how come
I can see you https://t.co/3SyXddPvej

— Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia) October 10, 2020

The very funny @mikegove12 imagined a scenario involving the Commander O’Mahoney.

"Patch me through to Commander Dan O'Mahoney we've identified a threat in the Channel"

"Is it clandestine?"

"No"

"Then stop wasting our time" https://t.co/StdLh1LVfu

— Michael Govern Ready (@mikegove12) October 10, 2020

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