12 scathing takedowns of the new 3-tier coronavirus measures
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Medium: Careful now.
High: Careful now, especially at home.
Very High: Careful now, have a carvery with your pint. https://t.co/TTewGhmvSi— Emily Leary (@AMummyToo) October 12, 2020
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me being dragged out of my Tier 3 pub while claiming my packet of prawn crackers is a substantial meal pic.twitter.com/uTFBDcXWyn
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) October 12, 2020
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The government's new lockdown strategy:
🟢 Us
🟠Them
🔴The North
🔴🔴Liverpool
🔴🔴🔴Margaret Ferrier
🔴🔴🔴🔴Dominic Cummings— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) October 12, 2020
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The UK government’s three tier system is revealed… pic.twitter.com/GsKxZVnKlS
— James Melville (@JamesMelville) October 12, 2020
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If you only remember one thing about the new rules, make sure it's this key message:
-going to the pub is dangerous unless you buy scampi and chips. #coronavirusuk#covidbriefing— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) October 12, 2020
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How the three tier system works:
Medium: No idea
High: No idea but in orange
Very high: No idea but in red— Dave (@davechannel) October 12, 2020
While a lot of people found it odd that the system’s tiers start at medium, it’s a tried and tested path.
Boris's new 3-tier system is a direct steal from Starbucks.
Level 1: Tall
Level 2: Grande
Level 3: Venti-lator required
— Stu. (@dysondoc) October 12, 2020
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