‘Without actually saying you have kids, tell me you have kids’ – the 17 funniest
10.
Once a week I have the utter luxury of a shower. 15 min (or less) later I am covered in poop, drool, or spit-up. https://t.co/7Vc1VlTY6t
— Janet Werther (@janetwerther) January 3, 2021
11.
I never get the last donut. 🍩 https://t.co/WaVb0beTnC
— Manda-Lorian 🌎🔭🏳️🌈 (@Momma_Atheist) January 3, 2021
12.
I take extra time in the bathroom to be alone for a few minutes each day.
— Shadowspirit #Resister 🍷👩🍳📖🌎🏳️🌈 #BLM (@shadowspirit44) January 2, 2021
13.
A room in this house smells like feet and always has the door closed.
— Nate from Minneapolis. (@nate_fight2020) January 2, 2021
14.
When you get a text. From the second floor. Asking if you will bring them a snack.
— Christine Im🍑 🍊🤡 (@spottedTB) January 2, 2021
15.
Most of that new jar of peanut butter is all over the counter, inside the utensils drawer and on the dog.
— Chafed Charlie (@ChafedCharlie) January 2, 2021
16.
I'm the only person in the house who can figure out how to replace an empty roll of toilet paper.
— Valyri🇺🇸🇨🇦🏳️🌈 (@vjayebroder) January 2, 2021
17.
Because I said so. https://t.co/gAPCNRPXcx
— jax (@rallycapjax) January 3, 2021
Perhaps understandably, the thread came across as a cautionary tale, leading one person to say this.
I'm so glad I don't have kids 😉
— 👉4fuxake!👈 (@blueheartedly) January 2, 2021
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