Trump’s impeachment defence team is so bad it’s like performance art – 16 stinging takedowns

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BREAKING: trump defense team comes out fighting with a ferocious defense of… something

— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) February 9, 2021

8.

Trump's entire legal defense boils down to "You can't try my client for murder in New York. He moved to Florida."

— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) February 9, 2021

9.

Seems like Trumps defense team is just making words to waste time.

— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) February 9, 2021

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Trump’s defense right now… #ImpeachmentTrial @jaidaehall pic.twitter.com/uxLQJhzFz1

— ⚾Waites4DodgerEars⚾ (@larbear2five5) February 9, 2021

11.

Let me get this straight… Trump’s impeachment defense boils down to “January doesn’t count”

If that’s the case my “Dry January” was an unparalleled success!

— Heather Gardner (@heathergtv) February 9, 2021

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My mother always says, ‘Never trust a man wearing an ill fitting suit!’ #BruceCastor jr

— John Barrowman MBE (@JohnBarrowman) February 9, 2021

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Imagine appearing in a court proceeding as a kitten and having to declare that you're not actually a cat and still not cracking the top two worst lawyer performances that received national attention today.

— Rachel Barkow (@RachelBarkow) February 10, 2021

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Bruce Castor Jr. is giving off a real “the dog ate my homework and also I don’t have a dog” vibe.

— Brent Butt (@BrentButt) February 9, 2021

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When your legal argument leads you to talk about murder vs manslaughter during an impeachment trial, you may not be serving your client well. #Trumpdefense

— Susan Kristol (@SusanKristol) February 9, 2021

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I WANT RUDY BACK! pic.twitter.com/Y9LTLGNfbs

— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) February 9, 2021

There’s a possible explanation for how bad the defence team is.

It was clever of the Democrats to hire trumps defense attorneys for him. 😉

— Sandi DeMita Dalomba 🇺🇸 (@SandiDeMita) February 9, 2021

They should consider an upgrade.

Watched Bruce Castor Jr make his opening speech for the defense in the impeachment trial. I think Trump would've been better hiring the zoom cat lawyer.

— Steve Cavanagh (@SSCav) February 9, 2021

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