Simply 19+ of the funniest tweets about Lent

11.

I’m giving up for Lent.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) February 16, 2021

12.

Thinking about giving up negligently killing citizens for Lent. Will update.

— Michael Govern Ready (@mikegove12) February 16, 2021

13.

Lent is a time for reflection and preparation. I will be reflecting on what an utter disaster Brexit is and preparing to blame it on Remainers, the EU and Covid.

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) February 16, 2021

14.

I presume a million people have already done a ‘giving up pubs for Lent’ gag? But here I am.

— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) February 16, 2021

15.

Have a miserable #Lent, y'all!
And remember, if you're enjoying Lent, you're doing it wrong!#MardiGras pic.twitter.com/rEfu6NWt0f

— Sr. Helena Raphael Burns, fsp (@SrHelenaBurns) February 16, 2021

16.

I told my mom I was giving up men for lent and she goes “well sweetie i think they got that memo a few months early” pic.twitter.com/iYyn9mMyi7

— Sassy Seminary Student (@LeahBSassy) February 16, 2021

17.

I’m not giving up anything for lent as my dad didn’t raise a quitter

— Watch This Space (@Chef1Wayner) February 16, 2021

18.

Going to headbutt a filthy wall tomorrow so I can get the Ash Wednesday look without breaking social distancing rules

— The Blindboy Podcast (@Rubberbandits) February 16, 2021

19.

Wait — Lent 2020 actually ended?

— Mike Lewis 🐙 (@mfjlewis) February 16, 2021

If you were wondering when the fasting stops and the feasting starts, don’t bother asking Richard Osman.

I've read that 'all over-50s will be vaccinated by Easter' so many times now, I'm almost tempted to look up when Easter actually is.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) February 16, 2021

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