30 funniest and most totally on-point things people are saying about Donald Trump’s electoral mauling

John Plunkett. Updated November 4th, 2026

It wasn’t a bad night for Donald Trump in the American midterm elections. It was a terrible night.

So bad in fact, that the president is desperately pleading to anyone who will listen that it was nothing to do with him despite telling people to pretend it was him on the ballot.

And in a rare good news day it would be wrong not to delight in the funniest and most on-point things people are saying about Trump’s electoral mauling. So here are 30 of them.

Trump failed at regime change in Iran but he succeeded in Texas

— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) November 4, 2026

Trump: Vote like I'm on the ballot.

America: Okay.

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) November 4, 2026

Genuinely shocked that Trump’s platform to raise prices, go to war for no reason, and gun down nurses in the streets didn’t resonate with the electorate

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 4, 2026

Don't forget @elonmusk spent $474 Million dollars on tonight and that just makes it all the more special.

— JerryRigEverything (@ZacksJerryRig) November 4, 2026

If it makes Republican voters feel better, Trump was never going to send you $5000 anyway.

— Melanie D'Arrigo (@DarrigoMelanie) November 4, 2026

the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment

— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) November 4, 2026

Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.

— Covie (@covie_93) November 4, 2026

THEY AREN’T EVEN TRYING TO CRY VOTER FRAUD, THAT’S HOW BLUE THIS WAVE IS

— John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 (@bourscheid) November 4, 2026

In retrospect… maybe coating the White House ballroom in gold leaf while Americans can't afford gas and groceries might have been a bad idea

— Charlotte Alter (@CharlotteAlter) November 3, 2026

10.

Tonight, the couch fucks you

— Pablo Torre 👀 (@PabloTorre) November 4, 2026

11.

Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead

— kp (@YaHateTwoSeeIt) November 4, 2026

12.

We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen

— 𝖂𝔲𝖑𝔣𝖘𝔱𝖆𝔫 ☧ 🇦🇲🇰🇿🍵🪏 (@ChudNarodnik) November 4, 2026

13.

my god…….im HOPEscrolling

— Seven Rasmussen (@toomanyspectra) November 4, 2026

14.

Elon Musk and Joe Rogan moved to Texas to escape liberal California and inadvertently turned Texas blue for the first time in 30 years 😂

— Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) November 4, 2026

15.

And that, my friends, was "too big to rig"

— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) November 4, 2026

16.

Mike Johnson will finally get a chance to catch up on all the breaking news he has missed

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) November 4, 2026

17.

I have a slight hunch that Trump might not take any responsibility for tonight, and it is even possible he will blame other people for it.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 4, 2026

18.

The worst people you know are having the worst night of their lives.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 4, 2026

19.

MAGA, DON’T STORM ANY CAPITOLS WHEN YOU LOSE TODAY. JUST IGNORE IT LIKE YOU DID THE EPSTEIN FILES, RACISM, ICE & CORRUPTION.

— James 🇺🇸 (@Realcoinforge) November 3, 2026

20.

Trump's staff distracting him rn with footage of men's asses

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 4, 2026

21.

Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??

— Jamie Bonkiewicz (@JamieBonkiewicz) November 4, 2026

22.

Trump is not even winning on Truth Social tonight. The top comment here is brutal. pic.twitter.com/sX8rfVRIuD

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) November 4, 2026

23.

how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE

— sam 🍂 (@burritoprophet) November 4, 2026

24.

Talarico winning Texas by such a margin when Musk dumped $400m to stop him is a delicious repudiation of the Broligarchy

— Peter Jukes (@peterjukes) November 4, 2026

25.

Just flipped on Fox News to see how the boomers are coping and they were talking about transgender swimming

I kid you not

— Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) November 4, 2026

26.

Loomer is losing her mind and I am loving it pic.twitter.com/WQHqBIqQxu

— Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis) November 4, 2026

27.

Maybe Trump trying to make Canadians our enemies and the Russians our friends wasn’t the best plan.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 4, 2026

28.

Trump just found out why 7 presidents before him didn’t attack Iran.

— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) November 4, 2026

29.

Maybe a billionaire telling people that affordability was a hoax wasn’t the best plan.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 4, 2026

30.

been so long i truly don’t know how to process good news

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 4, 2026

Grabbed him by the ballot box.