A potted guide to Boris Johnson’s roadmap – with the best responses

Tweeters had some thoughts about the plan, and they weren’t all complimentary.

1.

"we've reopened all the schools by mistake" pic.twitter.com/dnZ3p71JTL

— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) February 22, 2021

2.

“What did you say you were going to do?”

“Unveil a cautious plan so that we don’t undo the progress we have achieved so far.”

“What have you done first in that plan?”

“Said that every single kid should be chucked back into school on the same date.” pic.twitter.com/GhznjIZ9f8

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) February 22, 2021

3.

We will be taking a very cautious approach to lifting the lockdown. The first step will be to send 10,000,000 pupils back to school on the same day…#Lockdown4

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) February 22, 2021

4.

From June 21st Basketball will be allowed in nightclubs. pic.twitter.com/L1PASvnLCO

— Gary Lineker 💙 (@GaryLineker) February 22, 2021

5.

Whoever bet the PM he wouldn’t say ‘crocus of hope’ with a straight face is down £20, then

— gabyhinsliff (@gabyhinsliff) February 22, 2021

6.

Trying to remember normal faces before we’re allowed to go outside pic.twitter.com/R5gx5pzYAy

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) February 22, 2021

7.

I see Prime Minister Boris Johnson is about to tell the British public we'll be restriction-free by late June. pic.twitter.com/tHUWkbTkcD

— Mike McCahill (@mike_mccahill) February 22, 2021

8.

"The crocus of hope is poking through the frost…"

Which is lucky because the daffodil of Brexit is fucked.https://t.co/i2vAJvpJ70

— Michael Govern Ready (@mikegove12) February 22, 2021

9.

Me waiting for 12 April so I can see my barber again 🥺 #Roadmap pic.twitter.com/QCMdoxzMoz

— Safwan AhmedMia (@SuperSaf) February 22, 2021

10.

We cant mix with any other family until the 29th of March but my kids can mix with dozens of households on the 8th of March. Here we go again… #Lockdown4 #29thofmarch @GMB #Roadmap #BorisJohnson #8thMarch pic.twitter.com/78oGVaTDiu

— Daisy (@dileklndn) February 22, 2021

11.

This is gonna go great! #Roadmap pic.twitter.com/c3LmkOdoRe

— Dr Louise Raw (@LouiseRawAuthor) February 22, 2021

12.

Step 6: by June 21 at earliest. No more fucking slides.

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) February 22, 2021

Comedian Simon Brodkin thought they might have left something out.

Nothing about when we're allowed to have a fight with a stranger on a night bus? #roadmap

— Simon Brodkin 💙 (@SimonBrodkin) February 22, 2021

This answers his question.

21st of June 2021, sometime just after lunch. pic.twitter.com/BRZ2IAd9pU

— Chris Olivant (@olly2518) February 22, 2021

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