Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
Lawrence Fox is what happens when you order Paul Bettany off Wish pic.twitter.com/eIDV5mvp9Z
— Megan Thee Wire (@Megan_Wire) March 6, 2021
14.
When I sign an email “Yours” it’s not a term of endearment— it means this email is now yours I’m done with it get it away from me.
— Kate McKean (@kate_mckean) March 8, 2021
15.
My kettle has turned into Dave Grohl. pic.twitter.com/4cwY0fX1la
— CARL BENNETT (@carlbennett) March 9, 2021
16.
Me: sends email to myself
Me a moment later: ooh, an email! pic.twitter.com/IkrBRkwQdi
— Ben Cameron (@ben_cameron) March 9, 2021
17.
Ordered a takeaway and the driver forgot my milkshake, I asked for a refund on the delivery app and it’s asking for a picture of the missing milkshake… I- pic.twitter.com/yG0PNUozl4
— Tom (@TKPPC) March 6, 2021
18.
customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
me: sorry, we only take cash
manager: can I talk to you
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) March 10, 2021
19.
How do we market a sponge to men?… pic.twitter.com/YqdKwD2WLP
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) March 10, 2021
20.
Me: *does anything*
Cat: not like that
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) March 11, 2021
21.
am i in hell? pic.twitter.com/4DqB8h4Sg6
— nick 🦈 (@bigsharkguy) March 10, 2021
22.
my fridge has a screen so sometimes I get bored and photoshop myself to make it look like im in there pic.twitter.com/F21x8g7xbh
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) March 10, 2021
23.
I accidentally said "big" instead of "grande" while ordering coffee at Starbucks and they took me behind the store and shot me in the leg.
— karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) March 11, 2021
24.
choosing between self-checkout and cashier is such a battle for me. there’s either a 100% chance i have to interact with a human or a 20% chance i have to interact with a human to explain why i am too dumb
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) March 11, 2021
25.
Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken
— Shakira (@jodecicry) March 10, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
Image James O’Brien, Screengrab