Vaccines, homeschooling and dentistry – 19 funny takes on this pandemic life
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Nurse: ‘Have you had any adverse reactions to vaccines previously?’
Me: ‘I understand I screamed a lot as a child.’
— Pinky’s Brain (@mack44_d) April 5, 2021
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When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) April 6, 2021
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The other is that everything opens only for Stanley Johnson and everyone else can't go out till 2047 pic.twitter.com/ZUMVUsLt6o
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) April 6, 2021
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UK pubs on 17th May: pic.twitter.com/sanRQb1PmD
— LADbible (@ladbible) April 6, 2021
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Boris Johnson confirms drive-in cinemas will reopen on April 12th, coming as welcome news to modern-day UK teenagers (pictured): pic.twitter.com/hWfQcuvZ6C
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 6, 2021
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If the vaccine contains a chip, I hope it’s salt and vinegar.
— Alexa Miles (@alexa_miles) April 6, 2021
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Make your mundane lockdown existence sound more exciting by adding the prefix ‘Wild’ to your dull everyday tasks. Already today, I’ve been Wild Bacon Sandwiching, Wild Zooming, Wild Amazon Package Receiving and Wild Sitting On My Arse.
— trevor beattie (@trevorbmbagency) April 8, 2021
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Vaccine passport? What’s next, a travel passport you have to get stamped when entering a different country??
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) April 5, 2021
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I got £100 in cash out about 6 months ago and it’s nearly run out!
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) April 9, 2021
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