The UK has sent the Navy to monitor a fishing dispute between France and Jersey – 17 shots across the bow

10.

Ah… https://t.co/HUOhbiBTSn pic.twitter.com/mENGPcFtLT

— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) May 5, 2021

11.

I didn’t have the ‘invade France’ stage of Brexit until autumn at least https://t.co/BfyJnO9vw7

— Jonathan Lis (@jonlis1) May 5, 2021

12.

London journalist: when I went to Hartlepool voters would come up to me unprompted and tell me they liked cold beer and hot war with France

— Ian Ford (@ij_ford) May 5, 2021

13.

Boris Johnson ‘phoned the Jersey government to assure them of his “complete and unequivocal support” in their fishing rights dispute with the French. They are doomed, I tell you, doomed.

— eamonn mccann (@eamonderry) May 5, 2021

14.

"And what happened after #Brexit daddy?"

"Well son, in the first few weeks we single-handedly destroyed our fishing industry & lots of neighbours stopped sending goods over as it was far too tricky & expensive. Then we threatened war with France and they cut off Jersey's power".

— Brendan May (@bmay) May 5, 2021

15.

can someone catch me up I just went to make a cup of tea and now you’re all saying we’re going to war with france

— three steaks pam (@alexandrakuri) May 5, 2021

16.

There’s no way we’re going to war with France. That’d require the Foreign Secretary knowing where it is first.

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) May 5, 2021

17.

must be the eve of an election pic.twitter.com/CqdnIx5GtV

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) May 5, 2021

Finally – a message.

Chill the fuck out you absolute arse-holes pic.twitter.com/jeHUcR48Bm

— Bethany Black 🏳️‍⚧️ twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) May 5, 2021

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