Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
The teacher explaining it vs. the guy on YouTube pic.twitter.com/YBh29xuDaA
— Dr. chai nabat☕️💛 (@sheluvsbandari) May 4, 2021
14.
*arriving at restaurant*
"We’d like a table for 2, please"
"Do you have reservations?"
"Yeah. Some of your reviews aren't great"— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) May 6, 2021
15.
When your kid has yet to finish a puzzle & now it looks like the scene of a teddy bear murder pic.twitter.com/GKXzq0pW9h
— A Bearer Of Dad News🇬🇾 (@HomeWithPeanut) May 5, 2021
16.
If you burn the candle at both ends, stop! That is wrong. You are bad at candles
— donni saphire (@donni) May 5, 2021
17.
the car parked in front of me today: pic.twitter.com/Gcg9qiSTFy
— rie ❄️🌱幸得君心似我心 (@aeryies) May 5, 2021
18.
See what you've got there, son, is a cat pic.twitter.com/jv1ba9hrTo
— Holly '7 Cats' Brockwell (@holly) May 6, 2021
19.
Mike is short for micycle
— Dr Pessimus Prime – advocate for long-arm T rex (@BigJDubz) May 4, 2021
20.
Just walked in on their album cover photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/QSeVDFlPyG
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) May 5, 2021
21.
Every Sasquatch “documentary” is like “Cleetus had been up for 3 days drinking paint thinner, but he knows what he saw.”
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) May 6, 2021
22.
Instead of Space Force a Deep Sea Force and they just dive down as far as one can go and take videos of all the weird fucking shit they’ve got down there that nobody has ever seen. I’d be ok with my tax money going to that.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 6, 2021
23.
Been learning how to guess the weight of dogs – picked up a few pointers yesterday
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) May 6, 2021
24.
When your spouse catches you grabbing that midnight snack pic.twitter.com/2UdmLaRtH1
— Julicorn 🦄 (@ChicksRule) May 6, 2021
25.
I believe in aliens more than I believe in a “runner’s high”
— natalie (@princessbozo) May 5, 2021
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The 25 funniest tweets of the week
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