People are sharing the weirdest things they caught a housemate doing – 19 weirdest

John Plunkett. Updated May 24th, 2021

11.

‘He ran out into the intersection that’s just outside his window, with a baseball bat, to yell “whose fucking honking!?”
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12.

‘My college dorm mate had this weird thing with wanting me to think she was cool or fun or something. So every time I came home and put my key in to unlock the door, she would start hysterically laughing at whatever show she had on. I tested it multiple times to make sure. Tip toe up to the door – nothing. Stood there for a couple seconds and then put the key in – hysterical laughter to the point of tears. So creepy and weird, I moved out the following semester.’
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13.

‘I had a roommate who had decided that he wanted to start eating food purely for nutritional purposes without any regard for taste or appearance. So I open the fridge a couple days later to find that all the tupperware containers and many other dishes filled with this disgusting “food” that he made… This “food” was basically a mashed together mixture of frozen vegetables, oatmeal, eggs and some other things that he had heated together in a big pot.

‘Needless to say he didn’t last very long on this diet and ended up throwing most of it away. He’s done some other weird things but I can’t really remember any right now.’
FatCatPeaches

14.

‘Years ago, I lived with a bunch of strangers in a house and one of the roommates didn’t speak English. It was Christmas break, so I’m out of school and have tons of free time. I’m chilling in the common area reading–as I had been doing for a week–and this roommate, who I can’t communicate with, starts cooking something spicy on the stove. All of a sudden he starts panicking and yelling in his language. I hear pots banging and furious chopping of vegetables or something. This goes on for SIX hours. Yelling, chopping, yelling, chopping. Finally he comes out from the kitchen six hours later with a tiny bowl of soup.

‘I thought okay, he must have prepped a week’s worth of meals and stored the rest. But later that night I leave out the back door and there’s this beef soup concoction strewn throughout the lawn. He had dumped pots worth of soup outside. To this day, I’m still not sure what happened with this guy in that kitchen.’
walkering

15.

‘I walked in on my roommate stuffing condoms and Taco Bell hot sauce into a piñata.’
lordbebe

16.

‘My roommate was too lazy to take the trash out to the dumpster, so they would just put the full bags of garbage in the outdoor storage closet on our balcony. I had no idea until one day we were cleaning and they said, ‘We have to take the other trash out too.’ There were at least 20 full bags of trash in there.’
syvania

17.

‘I caught my roommate licking the plates clean and then putting them back in the cupboard. But, he knew there was dish soap, because whenever I would need to do dishes, the soap would be on his nightstand. I still don’t want to know what he used it for.’
triplestack27

18.

‘I walked in on my roommate’s girlfriend shaving his ass for him. That image is etched in my mind forever.’
That1voider

19.

‘She would sometimes go out to do lord knows what and then come in late at night. It would be well after midnight, sometimes 2 or 3 in the morning, and I would be in bed asleep already. But she would always wake me up because she was so damn loud coming in. She would come in, flip the lights on, and whisper my name a couple times to see if I would respond. I wouldn’t – I would pretend to be asleep because I didn’t really like her or want to talk to her, especially that late at night. As soon as she thought I was asleep, she would let it rip. I’m talking loud, long farts. It was really hard not to laugh.’
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