Our 25 favouite funny tweets of the week
13.
Love learning about Swedish animal names pic.twitter.com/MB7muqfneD
— Bethany Black 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) September 23, 2021
14.
Instead of “sorry for the delay,” write “thank you for your patience.” In lieu of “apologies for the oversight,” write “if you’re so perfect why don’t you fucken do it.”
— Patches (@mostly_cheese) September 23, 2021
15.
Possession is 9/10ths of The Exorcist.
— Gian D'Oh (@GianDoh) September 20, 2021
16.
an underrated line in the 2011 film We Bought A Zoo is when they put down the old sick tiger and then matt damon says, while putting up a plaque in his memory, “you would have done the same for me,” implying that the old tiger would have had the compassion to euthanize matt damon
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) September 21, 2021
17.
I talk a lot of shit for still having no clue which months have only 30 days.
— Mal (@TheRealPalMal) September 20, 2021
18.
Me: But what about the time I saw 9 sets of footprints in the sand?
Jesus: Hey man it’s a public beach
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) September 21, 2021
19.
Hey buddy pic.twitter.com/9EAbCqHvtF
— To Be Frank (@psa10memes) September 21, 2021
20.
teacher: where's your homework?
me: i, uhhh, forgot to do it
my dog [under my desk holding a gun]: good good
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) September 22, 2021
21.
going to the Harmacy to pick up my poisons and evil mixtures pic.twitter.com/9SSMXmqMY2
— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) September 21, 2021
22.
People: "Hey, how've you been?"
Me: "Fine, fine."My gif search history: pic.twitter.com/uATTxPsHfq
— Gabby (@gabliotecaria) September 21, 2021
23.
However badly your day's going my friend's 9 year old just came home with a trumpet.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) September 24, 2021
24.
Give a man a MoonPie and he will thank you but teach a man to MoonPie and Clint from our legal team will take immediate action
— MoonPie (@MoonPie) September 22, 2021
25.
Joe Biden looks like he’s introducing a hot dog eating champion from a small backwater who won a contest to eat a hot dog in The White House pic.twitter.com/6MedarJxHI
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) September 22, 2021
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25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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