This new Twitter meme has people avoiding some everyday pitfalls – 17 favourites

10.

you want me to make friends? the thing that killed julius caesar?

— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) December 3, 2021

11.

you want me to watch a video. the thing that killed the Radio Star

— beks (@wonderhag) December 1, 2021

12.

you want me to fall in love? the thing that killed Romeo AND Juliet?

— sarah sleighs 🛷 (@sazzafrazzle) December 7, 2021

13.

You want me to go on a walk? The thing that almost killed Frodo and Sam?

— jenny (@phantommannor) December 7, 2021

14.

you want me to be good at my job? the thing that got Ebenezer Scrooge haunted??

— Timmy Metzner (@timmymetzner) December 7, 2021

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You want me to go to class. The thing that led to the French Revolution

— maddie graham (stream ngf rosaries for sale) (@madelineelisaa) December 7, 2021

16.

You want me to take the bus. The thing that almost killed Keanu Reeves in Speed.

— Sachin Srinivasan (@amsuchanass) December 7, 2021

17.

you want me to go to the toilet. The thing that killed Elvis

— dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) December 1, 2021

Bonus

You want me to think? The thing that killed Socrates?

— brittany 🏛🏺 (@artistfuly) December 7, 2021

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