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‘What’s the smallest hill you’ll die on?’ – 27 everyday bugbears worth perishing for

14.

‘Returning a shopping cart is not that hard. It’s the least you can do when utilizing a service.’
Stock_Intern_7450

15.

‘Macaroons are not macarons. One has coconut, and one is a sandwich cookie.’
picoCuries

16.

‘Actual physical push buttons are way better than sensor buttons. (Like the Xbox 360 sensor buttons)

‘Edit: I have recently been informed that they are called tactile buttons (physical) and haptic buttons (sensor).’
I_Grimmly_I

17.

‘Kind of a similar thing:

‘I’m wanting to get a new car soon, and it drives me nuts that most cars nowadays have touch screen controls. In my current car, I can change the radio station, turn up the fan, switch to A/C all without taking my eyes of the road because it’s all knobs and tactile buttons.’
ac_hrt

18.

‘Anything with glitter can fuck right off.’
SOPMOD69

19.

‘Carpet flooring in bathrooms trigger me :/ just don’t put a carpet in a bathroom. A bath mat is fine so you don’t slip when you get out the shower but not the whole carpet floor.’
Cherie_Bee_

20.

‘When putting cheese or salami onto a Ritz crackers, you put it on the not salted side so that you can taste the salt when you bite into it. My wife feels the opposite and we’ve been arguing about it for 15 years.’
jbarron81

21.

‘Greeters in shop entrances are annoying and unnecessary.’
posh-old-bird

22.

‘If it doesn’t have shelves, drawers, or any storage space, it is a table. Not a desk!’
Spiritual-Ad-3030

23.

‘Those new LED headlights should be banned. They might make the owner safer but not other drivers as they drive into fucking ditches because they were blinded by Klieg lights masquerading as car lights.’
fatguyfromqueens

24.

‘There’s a difference between doing well and doing good.’
JoeJoey2004

25.

‘Speaker phone is not meant for using in public.’
omgimfauxreal

26.

‘It is very possible people can change. But don’t go wasting your life waiting for it.’
OkHomework7009

27

‘Snakes are venomous, not poisonous.’
silverwarbler

‘If you bite it and you get sick, its poisonous. If it bites you and you get sick its venomous.’
EmbarrassedLock

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