25 funny tweets of the week
And so this is (nearly) Christmas …and what have you done? Well, you’ve been tweeting funny things and we’ve rounded up 25 of them.
Give your faves a follow.
1.
I was singing You Are My Sunshine to my 3 year old and he told me he hates that song. I said that's a shame because I use to sing it to him when he was in my tummy before he was born and he looked me dead in the eyes and said "I hated it then too".
— Aice is my Christmas name – ask me why (@AliceTaylorM) December 12, 2021
2.
the smartest animals:
-owl (wearing graduation cap)
-worm (in an apple; wearing glasses)— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 12, 2021
3.
Other football clubs say they'll stick with traditional human strikers. pic.twitter.com/6q34CfK3eN
— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) December 11, 2021
4.
My dad keeps 3 rescue chickens in this garden.
Me: ‘are they gonna be alright through the winter?’
My dad: ‘yes. They’ve had their rooster jab’
Of all my father’s staggering body of work, this is my favourite.
— Shaparak Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) December 13, 2021
5.
During lockdown I wrote a script & sent it to various people.
I have just received this email from someone at Netflix.
Never give up on your dreams pic.twitter.com/lrcYYTHaLk— joe heenan (@joeheenan) December 14, 2021
6.
Fair comment on a matter of public interest. pic.twitter.com/oyDe43MQzA
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) December 11, 2021
7.
Roses are red, violets are grey pic.twitter.com/YVKwSTt6tu
— Phil Wang (@PhilNWang) December 14, 2021
8.
breaking: earthling wins 70th consecutive miss universe title
— (@NapVeg) December 13, 2021
9.
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) December 14, 2021
10.
Gluten French
allergy language🤝
Bread is pain
— Michael sucks (@Home_Halfway) December 14, 2021
11.
Some Things Never Change 😀#archaeohistories pic.twitter.com/MRAQXMtzqv
— Archaeo – Histories (@archeohistories) December 14, 2021
12.
I hope Elon Musk doesn’t get involved in any scandals.
ElonGate would be really drawn out.
— Nikki 🏳️🌈🇵🇭 (@logosaetos) December 15, 2021
