Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
Well played to those of you who found time in all the Christmas rush to tweet funny stuff – or commiserations for neglecting your holiday preparations due to your social media addiction.
Either way, we’ve collected 25 absolute belters from the past week. Give your faves a follow.
1.
Can we not just call it Zealand now?
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) December 19, 2021
2.
men are linking up to gossip and calling it a podcast
— t🇧🇧 (@tiannelisex) December 17, 2021
3.
We have launched an inquiry to establish whether a party took place. pic.twitter.com/Mbe5ibjTBD
— Gill (@GillianCarring6) December 17, 2021
4.
There should be a reverse Cameo where you can pay to say something to celebrities
— Meredith Haggerty (@manymanywords) December 18, 2021
5.
wow I liked him in sherlock but surely he has to be cancelled for this pic.twitter.com/ZPTZlznjJU
— three wise pams 👑 (@alexandrakuri) December 22, 2021
6.
My dad was so ashamed ordering my gluten free pineapple pepperoni pizza he said to the phone operator “it’s for my daughter she’s in from California”
— Haley OC (@MILFWEEED) December 19, 2021
7.
Great to see your ex is now openly living their truth pic.twitter.com/CpkmJU2otk
— Jenny Ryan (@jenlion) December 19, 2021
8.
"Hang on a minute – where's the triangle player gone?" – Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
— Jason (@NickMotown) December 20, 2021
9.
Well played, the Canal and River Trust. pic.twitter.com/1IKOoJrQ3J
— David QC (@DavidMuttering) December 17, 2021
10.
My girlfriend asked if she killed someone would I help her dispose of the body and I said no and she said, “You wouldn’t lie to the cops to keep me out of prison??” And I had misunderstood the question because I’d be happy to lie to the cops I just didn’t want to carry stuff.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) December 20, 2021
11.
Imagine if we had to brush all our bones and not just our teeth
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) December 19, 2021
12.
just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident they put me in the icu
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) December 19, 2021
