Simply 9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week

John Plunkett. Updated March 5th, 2022

Just nine of our favourite comebacks from the last seven days to help take the edge off just a little bit.

1. ‘The single most British murder I’ve ever seen’

2. ‘Math, not even once’

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3. ‘It’s like a culture war Mad Libs’

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4. ‘Doesn’t fit the narrative …’

One loaf of bread sellotaped to every rocket. pic.twitter.com/1f0HCB1hry

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5. ‘On the collapse of the ruble’

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6. ‘That’s some hardcore blame-shifting mental gymnastics’

7. ‘Can we get an ambulance over here? We got a burn victim!’

8. ‘Play stupid games’

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9. ‘Right here waiting for you’

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