What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy? – 17 (mostly) mild curses
10.
Permanent Cheeto fingers. Just orange cheese dust getting on everything.
cocoapuff1721
11.
That their bra strap “settings” would alter every wash.
ms_d_meanour
12.
They can never scratch an itch again.
NotAYoutuberProbably
13.
At least once a day they feel the sensation of having to sneeze with no sneeze ever coming.
ThtgYThere
14.
Stubbing their toe over and over for the rest of their pitiful time on this hell we call Earth.
No-Bee-2971
15.
I’d like all their teeth to turn really yellow and stay yellow no matter what they do.
toothfixingfiend
16.
Steps on Lego daily, and in the most random locations where Lego has no business being.
Uncork3
17.
I hop h gts his lttr “e” working only somtims on his kyboard.
OhSoSorryWrongHole
BONUS
A conscience. Let her realize the horrific things she’s done.
Jenny010137
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