These 27 people came here to tweet about the heatwave and chew bubblegum – and they’re all out of bubblegum

15.

Just hung out some washing on the line.

Just gonna get the washing off the line.

— Cupie Doll (@cupie_doll) July 18, 2022

16.

We all know you have to keep milk in the fridge in this weather, but why don’t farmers have to keep their cows in the fridge?

— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) July 18, 2022

17.

When it reaches 37 degrees do thermal imaging cameras just stop detecting people?

— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) July 18, 2022

18.

Sky News have a split screen of a reporter holding a thermometer in New St Station and a live shot of The Sun. pic.twitter.com/ylsqE4aECU

— Robert Falla-Louvét 🔭🪐🚀 (@lanerobertlane) July 18, 2022

19.

The pound has melted & the Calippo is now the UK’s currency

— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) July 18, 2022

20.

When you've just done your hair, but the heat and humidity takes its toll. pic.twitter.com/7DXQeJl1Zf

— june lewins (@joonloons) July 18, 2022

21.

I bet you today is the day they're filming Chocolate Week on the next series of Bake Off

— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) July 18, 2022

22.

On days like this I wish I was a sphinx cat… #heatwave pic.twitter.com/gxGSSjzsiR

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 18, 2022

23.

I'm lucky. I've never needed sunscreen. #heatwaveuk pic.twitter.com/T2mJ7ukfEO

— wanderingoldboot (@wanderingoldboo) July 18, 2022

24.

It’s so hot I just threw some flour, eggs and milk in the air and a Yorkshire pudding came down.

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 18, 2022

25.

I'm loving the advice for the #heatwave saying stay in, keep curtains shut. As an introvert that's living my dream.

— Steve N Allen (@mrstevenallen) July 18, 2022

26.

It’s ridiculous, I bought Heat magazine last week and they didn’t say anything about this.

— Ivor Baddiel (@Ivorbaddiel) July 18, 2022

27.

Writing tip:
Are you an emerging writer? I wouldn't emerge today if I were you. It's too fucking hot.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) July 19, 2022

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