The release of ‘Cocaine Bear’ is set to be the high point of 2023 – 15 killer reactions

9.

how could I not watch a film with a, well, line like this #CocaineBear pic.twitter.com/y3ZMaU2kbW

— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) November 30, 2022

10.

There is no possible way I won't be rooting for the bear this entire movie https://t.co/8RtuLQ88fJ

— David Szymanski (@DUSKdev) November 30, 2022

11.

awww man the comedian who does the TikToks about working in retail finally got a job not in retail and then immediately got eaten by a bear high on cocaine, tough break https://t.co/c2YnVapp9v

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) November 30, 2022

12.

This trailer really hammers home the point that the bear did cocaine. https://t.co/aJMIacx0co

— Scott Von Doviak (@vondoviak) November 30, 2022

13.

There could never be a real cocaine bear in today's woke society

— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) December 1, 2022

14.

From people who saw Snakes on a Plane and thought 'it's great but there's too many words in the title – we can do better'. https://t.co/ZLjsgVlIPD

— Malcolm V Tucker 🏴‍☠️🇺🇦 (@Tucker5law) November 30, 2022

15.

cocaine bear was fired from the care bears because his only power is explaining game of thrones at 4am

— Jill Krajewski (@JillKrajewski) November 28, 2022

Perhaps the producers could look into this story as a follow-up.

The cocaine bear is a lightweight
– my ferret once licked a Milky Way and danced for seven hours

Artist's illustration: https://t.co/MgusZs3XQb pic.twitter.com/R12YyNoNZV

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) November 30, 2022

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