22 favourite New Year’s resolution tweets for 2023
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most whales don’t make new year’s resolutions probably because they are already perfect
— whalefact (@awhalefact) January 1, 2023
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My New Year's resolution is to procrastinate.
I'll start tomorrow.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) January 1, 2023
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Me adjusting my resolutions to my efforts in 2022. pic.twitter.com/botoU2foMZ
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) December 31, 2022
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My New Year's resolution: pic.twitter.com/zc8UQgNMum
— CastorWheels (@castor_wheels) January 1, 2023
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Everybody keeps asking me what my New Year’s resolution is…
Still 1920 x 1080…
don’t really see a reason to change it just because it’s a new year ♀️ pic.twitter.com/LnVXlv42s1— NYLA ROSE (@NylaRoseBeast) January 1, 2023
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My 2023 academic resolution is to read all papers I download pic.twitter.com/8ynjkXnjKM
— Happy Researchers (@hapyresearchers) January 1, 2023
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my new years resolution is to make my dream girl the happiest she can possibly be. i am the girl in question
— EM (@uhhmmily) January 1, 2023
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me: my new years resolution is to wake up earlier and be productive
me new years day: pic.twitter.com/eL7SjWMN62
— boohoo (@boohoo) January 1, 2023
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Gyms after inventing New Year’s resolutions pic.twitter.com/bYQQD2O2nY
— litquidity (@litcapital) January 1, 2023
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It was as my wife began reading the third entry from her list of resolutions that the grim reality struck: they were resolutions for *me*
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 1, 2023
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my new year’s resolution is for my body to make less sound when i stand up
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) January 1, 2023
Some resolutions are really predictable.
New Year's resolution: Me eat more cookies.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) December 31, 2022
Why change perfection?
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