Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours
— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 8, 2023
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28 years after my first gig, ive done countless edinburgh shows including one nominated one, several radio 4 series, travelled the world, played every major uk gig, done telly including Palladium. My one ambition left is that strangers stop saying "So you're trying comedy now?
— Paul Sinha (@paulsinha) May 9, 2023
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Tried to feed the baby some vegetable puree so tasted it to show her it's good…and immediately ordered a pizza for us both
— Trey (@treydayway) May 8, 2023
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I love sitting upstairs at Costa, sipping my coffee and looking out the window at all the other Costas
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito) May 12, 2023
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Using my dog as a shield, but just to absorb the slobber from my other dog.
— A̸n̶d̶r̸e̶y̷a̵ 🏳️🌈 (@AndreyasAsylum) May 7, 2023
18.
shopping channels are insane. they be like "today we have this delightful egg peeler that can also be used as a non slip shower mat"
— Van Gothula (@surrealvehicle) May 10, 2023
19.
why would tinder want me to say this pic.twitter.com/imEBxc3ACb
— zach silberberg supports the WGA (@zachsilberberg) May 8, 2023
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If there isn't a film in this called 'Look who's talking to me' then what's the point. pic.twitter.com/b47zuAkKZk
— cluedont (@cluedont) May 10, 2023
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— lucy woods (@LucyWoodslucy70) May 10, 2023
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With one taste of my signature black velvet cake you discover that it's a regular red velvet cake that I left in the oven too long.
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) May 8, 2023
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That’s *exactly* what Meghan Markle would say. pic.twitter.com/PDsNy8Guae
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 10, 2023
24.
There are two types of people, those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) May 11, 2023
25.
My new retirement plan is to get eaten by a whale.
— 🪷Likes🪷🇵🇸 (@AbleLikes) May 11, 2023
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25 Favourite Tweets of the Week
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