The crack in this high-rise building was frankly terrifying, but the hilarious comments lightened the mood

Structural engineer here. Floor needs an oversized carpet to cover the gap as it’s quite dangerous.
@andrewwestgarth45

Structural landlord here, that was completely fine when you moved in and will be coming out of your deposit.
@Chris68Bell

Teacher here. Apply a wet paper towel. It works wonders for all problems.
@oceanos02🇬🇧:

IT guy here. You need to upgrade to Windows 11.
@GearWorks Enterprises

Have you tried superglue from poundland you will be surprised.
@sham

Plumber here, at least its not leaking.
@Loki

I’m a housekeeper just shut the curtains and forget about it.
@Marleydavecolin

Have you tried putting it in rice.
@MrPickeman

Accountant here – project is already over budget. We need to sell the apartments as quickly as possible and cover the repair costs from the strata funds.
@Public Menace

Window salesman here, can I book an appointment with you to discuss the benefits of upvc?
@rossfowler783

Horse rider here, that doesn’t look stable.
@Odie

Truck driver here. This is what happens when you forget to smack it twice and say “that ain’t going nowhere”.
@speed150mph

Window cleaner here, I’ll wait for it to come to me.
@Nelly

Maintenance guy here with years of experience : duck tape gorilla glue and job done in high standards.
@Seven_of_nine

Gravedigger Here. please tell me the building size and population.
Proactive Approach is Always better.
@Pups and Pets