We asked you to tell us old jokes and you didn’t disappoint – 22 favourites

12.

2 crisps walking along a lane and a car stops and the driver says “Would you like a lift?”
One of them replies “No thanks, we’re Walkers!!!”
Christine Buckland

13.

What do you call a judge with no fingers? Justice thumbs.
David Heywood

14.

Today I ate a Ploughman’s Lunch.
He wasn’t very happy.
Neil Dickson

15.

Why do fish live in salt water?………………….. because pepper makes them sneeze!
Caroline Joanne

16.

What have Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church service got in common? Finnish hymn!
Joe Baldwin

17.

Will West
Via

18.

I called this waste disposal firm. I said, can I have a skip outside our house? He said, have a game of hopscotch if you like, pal…see if I care. 😊
Mark Kippa

19.

How many elephants can you get in a Mini?
4. Two in the front and two in the back.
How many tigers can you get in a Mini?
None. It’s all full of elephants!
Ruth A. Wilson

20.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None – they like it on the dark side.
Natalie Miles

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Christine Whyte
Via

22.

I have a stepladder.
My real ladder left home when I was six.
Rory Cruickshank

BONUS

Why don’t you know when a pterodactyl is weeing? Because the P is silent
Christine Wright

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