The Daily Mail launched ‘Woke Watch’ and the replies were just as satisfying as you’d hope – 17 favourites
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Here lies satire, dearly beloved, much missed. https://t.co/rBHQLQYC7U
— Sid Lowe (@sidlowe) August 3, 2023
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My local Tesco started selling Avocado’s and added Innocent smoothies to their meal deal options , i for one am appalled at this clear violation of my Christian values.
— Paul (@PMHSEQ) August 3, 2023
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By next year the standard of living for the average household in the UK will fall behind Slovenia. By 2030 it will have fallen behind Poland https://t.co/VB5qXUkp3H
— flying out to NYC to go to cheesecake factory (@lib_crusher) August 3, 2023
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My kids lollipop lady outside their school has started wearing Skechers for comfort rather than standard issue boots, must be the local Labour council going soft – utter woke madness !
— Paul (@PMHSEQ) August 3, 2023
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I work at the MailOnline and a college has been suspended after allegations emerged that they used a pseudonym to secretly offer other colleagues tens of thousands of pounds in return for sexual material!
Wokeness gone mad!
DM me if you want a comment Connor.
— West Ham Images (@HamImages) August 4, 2023
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Histrionic. Cringingly so.
As fabricated as the Red Scare of the 50s. Same rhetoric, too ("They've infiltrated schools!" "Report your neighbours!")
It's virtually pantomime. I'd be embarrassed to launch something like this. But then, I'd be embarrassed to work for the Mail. https://t.co/N70grrYlIF pic.twitter.com/AATmpf6fzc— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) August 3, 2023
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hi conner my teenage daughter laughed at my taylor swift playlist because it was heavily biased toward her earlier albums and said I was an assclown
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) August 3, 2023
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We've saved you a lot of time mate. https://t.co/FosQFYBWpo
— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) August 3, 2023
Last word, as always when it comes to this sort of thing, to the great Kathy Burke.
— Robert Bob…. What is this nightmare? (@MrRobertBob1) August 3, 2023
Source Twitter @connor_stringer
