24 very funny welcomes to New Year 2024
2023 is dead, long live 2024. Well, for 366 days because it’s a leap year.
R.I.P. 2023 (2023 – 2023)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 31, 2023
The new year arrived in the Southern Hemisphere first, of course.
Eurgh it’s always these guys what do we have to do to beat them pic.twitter.com/iLozGvB6ys
— Sophie H’Auld Lang Syne (@SophLouiseHall) December 31, 2023
Jemaine Clement quality-checked it for the rest of us.
Reporting from Jan 1, 2024 in NZ. Okay so far.
— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) December 31, 2023
There were scenes of revelry across the globe.
BREAKING: Australia welcomes in the New Year with fireworks display in Sydney https://t.co/PAiZ4D1jU3
Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube pic.twitter.com/CKEEecKZIR
— Sky News (@SkyNews) December 31, 2023
Happy New Year from Times Square in New York City #timessquare @TimesSquareNYC @timessquareball @l pic.twitter.com/gDsjrDdyC1
— NewYorkCityKopp (@KellyrKopp) January 1, 2024
London tonight. Incredible. pic.twitter.com/VEJTukHzS9
— ʟᴀʀʀʏ & ᴘᴀᴜʟ (@larryandpaul) January 1, 2024
The internet was awash with people’s posts about New Year and their resolutions, so we picked 24 more of the best.
1.
Made a New Year’s resolution to be a worse person. This way either I accomplish my goals and feel good about that or I fail and can be like, “well, at least I’m a better person.”
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 1, 2024
2.
My new year's resolution is to stop seeking validation. Please RT.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) January 1, 2024
3.
My New Year's Resolution is to annoy less grammar pedants.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) January 1, 2024
4.
you: nye
my dumb brain: new york eity— erin chack (@ErinChack) December 30, 2023
5.
My husband telling me happy new year at midnight after I fell asleep on the sofa hours ago pic.twitter.com/ie55oMGPi5
— Gwdihŵ (@youwouldknow) December 31, 2023
6.
My 2024 New Year's Resolution is to be less passive aggressive. Unlike SOME people.
— Friz Frizzle (@FrizFrizzle) December 26, 2023
7.
No rappers in the New Year Honours list again I see.
It certainly highlights the sheer magnitude of Sir Mix-A-Lot's achievement, doesn't it?
— Neil (@_Enanem_) December 30, 2023
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Me on New Year’s Eve vs me on New Year’s Day pic.twitter.com/w0aDlqGKVt
— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) January 1, 2024
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My New Year’s resolution will be to convince as many people as possible that Saltburn is a family film & that they should watch it with their mum as soon as possible.
— Paul (@bingowings14) December 30, 2023
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A list of my five resolutions for 2024:
1. Stop abandoning projects before they’re finished
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5.— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) December 31, 2023
11.
As it happens there IS a cure for your hangover. Unfortunately it requires a time machine and a modicum of restraint, neither of which you possess. Happy New Year.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) January 1, 2024
12.
My New Year’s resolutions are to eat more pierogies and spend more time with my couch. Just keeping it real here, people.
— Stacey (@skittle624) December 30, 2023
