21 funniest reactions to the army of scantily clad bots claiming to be 300 metres away
Elon Musk‘s war on bots seems to be going about as well as his exploding rockets.
When he bought what was then still officially Twitter, he made the elimination of bots one of his pledges, but a recent trend has seen (mostly) the men of X inundated with promoted posts from ‘women’, many of whom share the same photo, joined the platform very recently and almost all claiming to be 300 metres away.
The obvious bots provided ample joke fodder, and these are the best we spotted.
1.
"I opened the window and there she was, 300 meters away from me, bloody Greta Garbo…" pic.twitter.com/tg6huwaf1e
— Count Mysterioso (@MysteriosoX) December 31, 2023
2.
“…and apparently she’s only 300 metres from me…
Which is nice !” pic.twitter.com/j3PeYvPolg
— Mike Bealing (@Sillytees) December 30, 2023
3.
"Are they really only 300 metres away Ted?
No. No, I imagine they are not.." pic.twitter.com/aXn9qGQcMl
— The All New Dom Show (@TheNewDomShow) December 30, 2023
4.
300m from you and waiting… pic.twitter.com/1s3S9Y7mgo
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 30, 2023
5.
I’ve had to hire a team to monitor all the porn women closing in on my house. pic.twitter.com/4zSOHKxJ2D
— Mark Sweep (@riffraffhands) December 30, 2023
6.
300m away from you. pic.twitter.com/e1XQ1p2eh2
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) December 30, 2023
7.
Me trying to scroll through Twitter while there’s a constant stream of dirty ladies 300m away from me. pic.twitter.com/5Y5q75DT63
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) December 28, 2023
8.
"Sex bots, sir. 300 metres away…" pic.twitter.com/t6zkb9KiUg
— Brexit Pirates (@BrexitPirates) December 30, 2023
9.
Hang on…she was 300m away an hour ago when I was eating out. I've driven 5 miles since then.
Is she…following me? pic.twitter.com/OegS7PuvmW— Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) December 30, 2023
10.
300 metres from you, waiting pic.twitter.com/zomt5RkisD
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) December 30, 2023
11.
'You boy!.. are there any women within 300m of me?" pic.twitter.com/zPJLg9PJfa
— FourthDrawerDown #MDANT (@itaintwhywhywhy) December 30, 2023
