Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I love Johnny Cash, but if a pop star played a concert at a prison today and then released it as a live album, the ensuing discourse would render this website unusable for a month.
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) March 4, 2024
14.
Today I found out you pronounce the Timothée in Timothée Chalamet like this. I hope he was named after the shampoo. pic.twitter.com/7epBst2qQI
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) March 5, 2024
15.
Awful, she should have had surgery in hospital with a doctor. pic.twitter.com/8OSk8qQ7hN
— Tom Hamilton (@thhamilton) March 5, 2024
16.
Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.
— Fran (@whingewine) March 5, 2024
17.
None of the barbers near The Barbican are called The Barbercan. We used to be a country. pic.twitter.com/HYvfmLQcr1
— Tom Forth (@thomasforth) March 4, 2024
18.
Watching The Ring video on this so when the girl comes out she breaks her neck pic.twitter.com/cgb3VTGotg
— Meesh Hell (@waziot) March 6, 2024
19.
ON SALE THIS WEEK:
– Jimmy Eat Wood
– Parafloor
– My Chemical Remnants
– Floor Out Boy
– The Promise Rug
– Floorboard Confessional pic.twitter.com/6bnVauvqJe— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) March 5, 2024
20.
BREAKING: Police make arrest after someone leaves turds on desk of Prime Minister and Chancellor
(Pic @LightHackers) pic.twitter.com/kUmJtb5W0p— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 4, 2024
21.
People think that Mr T’s jewellery is ornamental. He’s actually mayor of 37 different Lancashire towns pic.twitter.com/EuNqLETfrE
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 5, 2024
22.
Fitted sheet being taken out of the dryer like “I have a secret :)” and the secret is your wet laundry wound up in it
— k (@how_do_i_pdf) March 5, 2024
23.
My wife just incorrectly used the term “mansplaining” and I don’t know what to do.
— Smatthew (@savebabybuster) March 4, 2024
24.
girls shed their ugg boots in the spring the way deer shed their antlers and I think that connection to nature is beautiful
— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) March 5, 2024
25.
Getting fired from the coroners office for yelling “IS IT CAKE?!” before every autopsy
— Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez) March 5, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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