Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

If you were wondering why it seems like these Tweets of the Week round-ups come around faster and faster, don’t worry – this one did, because last week’s was late.

There are some absolute belters in today’s collection, and we hope you enjoy them enough to give some of these funny people a follow.

1.

OMG! What have they done to Bagpuss!! pic.twitter.com/587pkgbb0y

— Cathryn Fraser (@cathrynfraser) March 3, 2024

2.

Glenn Close But No Cigar pic.twitter.com/bBYUg6RzNb

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) March 3, 2024

3.

Took a photo of the only other dude at Madame Web tonight, forgot my flash was on pic.twitter.com/hQYyFHyQR5

— lodgepolepines (@lodgepolepines) March 3, 2024

4.

After the success of the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow I'm opening up Jurassic Park Land.
Experience the thrill & excitement of Steven Spielberg's masterpiece for only £35 a ticket pic.twitter.com/C9g2u8gneH

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 3, 2024

5.

Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in.

His statue is 17ft 4in.

That’s Horatio of 3:1.

— Dave † (@daveguitarjones) March 3, 2024

6.

On this day 2016: the wedding of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch pic.twitter.com/6hEIED0ym5

— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) March 4, 2024

7.

if the earth is so flat explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. you can’t.

— kim (@KimmyMonte) March 6, 2024

8.

░P░U░S░S░Y
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░B░I░O░M░E pic.twitter.com/6LeH1lniWA

— Louise (@Selkies_) March 4, 2024

9.

Lowestoft took delivery of the biggest book shelf bracket in the world today. pic.twitter.com/zyIR4klwLQ

— Shaun Cole (@Shortbloke) March 4, 2024

10.

Why does the Holly Willoughby bed linen range look like Holly has died and I'm attending her funeral pic.twitter.com/qZKqmwX0mI

— ROLL MOTTLE (@PollysArron) March 3, 2024

11.

YOU CALLED YOUR COMPANY WHAT?

*rubs eyes*

Oh. pic.twitter.com/ZHQlBJznTd

— Draconacticus ‍☠️ (@Draconacticus) March 4, 2024

12.

When a frog eats a bug in a documentary about frogs vs when a frog eats a bug in a documentary about bugs pic.twitter.com/ngGBE42ve3

— wuf (@bong_rot) March 4, 2024