Stop the presses. Prince William is hiring someone to help him dress – 18 king-size takedowns
In case you thought there was only one drama going on in the Royal Family, the Telegraph has just unleashed another of such national importance that we don’t doubt there’ll have to be a COBRA meeting.
Yes, that’s right – William is hiring a valet. If anything can knock Catherine off the front pages, it’s that.
The resulting mockery was visible from space.
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[man whose main job is waving] this is all getting too much, somebody else is going to have to start putting my pants on https://t.co/ExXsbBcuvD
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 19, 2024
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My son does this too, I find it helps to distract him with nursery rhymes while I hoik his nappy on https://t.co/1zuMK9dLff
— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) March 19, 2024
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"In the past few months, he has bitten the bullet and agreed to hire a helping hand to assist him with such tasks as getting dressed."
41-years-old https://t.co/p2QRQv9aXD
— Ross McCafferty (@RossMcCaff) March 19, 2024
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gosh, he’s dressed himself like a big boy, so ruddy bloody brave pic.twitter.com/dMQG70T950
— Toby Earle Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) March 19, 2024
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Where would we be without these overlords who are unable to dress themselves? https://t.co/N348fFK1EI
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) March 19, 2024
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We're supposed to believe that these people are some sort of supreme beings meant to rule over us but at the same time wittle diddums needs help putting his clothes on?
Paying our taxes so someone can help this grown ass able-bodied man zip his coat up? Insaaaane. https://t.co/C9sZC3Ey2J— Oscaaargh ️⚧️ (@SkeletonOscar) March 19, 2024
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This is SUCH a relief, something many of us have long felt was nothing short of essential and at last it has come to pass. pic.twitter.com/h5kM9gc81g
— Brendan May (@bmay) March 19, 2024
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Surely this is ripe for automation, with AI selected clothing for the daily engagements. https://t.co/eKvE08cQ3u pic.twitter.com/DYqAswvCSi
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) March 19, 2024
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Completely normal article about a completely normal guy in a totally normal country… https://t.co/XNLD5ZLax9
— Audrey (@AudreyMagel) March 19, 2024
