England’s fish are ‘full of cocaine’ and the jokes almost wrote themselves – 19 high points
11.
Sick of this woke country. If a fish wants to get himself beaked up on a bank holiday weekend then leave him to it. https://t.co/J6yrRWWRHw
— GeorgeWeahsCousin (@WeahsCousin) March 27, 2024
12.
Cocaine Salmon isn't quite as exciting as Cocaine Bear, but I am still here for it… https://t.co/DgPGGLy4fk
— NeilMackay (@NeilMackay) March 27, 2024
13.
Now we know why captain Birdseye has his fish fingers in parallel lines https://t.co/lrzP9Oh2ez
— distracteddan (@distracteddan) March 27, 2024
14.
Jesus died on the cross
no doubt in shit tons of pain
never mind though lads eh https://t.co/FkWKOcDbLV— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) March 27, 2024
15.
So THAT’S why fish have scales. https://t.co/f6wGdSUz18
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) March 27, 2024
16.
https://t.co/LbScvCbz8k pic.twitter.com/2e9qas7ijp
— Lucy (@LMAsaysno) March 27, 2024
17.
We’re gonna need a bigger note https://t.co/kZRnLfgtas
— SteveArmo ⚫️ (@sarm0161) March 27, 2024
18.
Bringing a whole new meaning of Blow Fish. https://t.co/3j9Xvd42LX
— Don (@DonOfTheDeadMk7) March 27, 2024
19.
Does that mean that fish and chips is now to be known as high tea?
— Lee Eyres ❤️ (@lee_eyres) March 27, 2024
What a time to be alive.
All of our fish are full of cocaine, someone looked after a fluffy hat thinking it was a hedgehog and Alan Titchmarsh’s trousers are being blurred on North Korean television.
Hell of a week to be British.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) March 27, 2024
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