17 times the National Park Service account brightened up Twitter/X
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“Breaker, breaker, this is Slithery Slim coming at you from the fence post. What's your handle, over?
10-4, good buddy. This is Gecko Gary at HQ, over.
Slithery Slim: Copy. Keep your eyes peeled for hawks, over.
Gecko Gary: Will do. Lizard long & prosper, over and out.” pic.twitter.com/TxhP1HlC1e
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) March 4, 2024
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Whether you are hiking, driving, camping, chasing a family member through a hedge maze, or participating in water-based recreation, don't let winter weather take you by surprise. pic.twitter.com/32Kxu3lCiE
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) January 25, 2024
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Ever take a nap so good that you woke up and thought you missed work? But it’s Sunday. And you’re an egret. pic.twitter.com/8RGqv3UIww
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) September 10, 2023
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If you fall once, get up. If you fall twice, get up again. If you fall for the third time, tie your shoelaces.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) April 4, 2024
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I came in like a wrecking bear… pic.twitter.com/18qxu2wIc2
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) March 21, 2024
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The first five days after the weekend are the hardest…
: Yellow-bellied marmot sprawled out on a rock at @GrandTetonNPS pic.twitter.com/BT7n0fycg7
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) March 11, 2024
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Visitor: When will you tell us where you keep the unicorns?
Us: As soon as visitors stop feeding squirrels and taking dangerous selfies with bison, we'll let you know where the horses with giant spikes on their heads roam.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) February 16, 2024
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TIP: If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) February 27, 2024
This advice works for any scenario that involves physical effort.
TIP: Always bring more snacks than you think you'll need. Hiking burns a lot of calories, and no one likes a hangry hiker.
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) April 3, 2024
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The US National Park Service’s safety posters are as funny as they are informative
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