People are sharing the comedy slips of the tongue that our friends and family will never let us forget – 23 absolute crackers
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I played “coins” off the beginning of my husband’s “hair” in scrabble and he incredulously goes “ummmm what is ‘see-hair’” https://t.co/q3hQr7wXMl
— Timmy Metzner (@timmymetzner) May 18, 2024
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My dad will never fail to mention the time a mate took his wife and kids to the cinema and – in front of them all – confidently asked for “a large bucket of cockporn”.
And I don’t blame him. https://t.co/xTPkwgKjsq
— ClassicMiddleton (@ChrisLMiddleton) May 20, 2024
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My nan’s handwriting used to make “Have a happy day” look like “have a floppy dog”, and every year since she passed I’ve written “have a floppy dog” in my mum’s birthday cards to help her hold on to that memory.
— Andy Valentine (@_andyvalentine) May 19, 2024
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A german co-worker accidentally typed “foof” instead of “food” one time and it is now company canon at my job. https://t.co/02Avynbg40 pic.twitter.com/JQBOQ6OBvC
— snipe ★☆☆☆☆ (snipe.lol on Bluesky) (@snipeyhead) May 19, 2024
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my spouse accidentally typed “submip” instead of “submit” so now i just randomly say “submip” at them and i will never stop
— Kat (@katofthemeadow) May 19, 2024
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One time i said “impartant” instead of important in a school speech and my friend and i still joke about it 15 years later
— limp brittzkit (@Brittymigs) January 10, 2023
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A friend once opined that Russia used the acrylic alphabet.
— Robert Ramsay (@MothTwiceborn) May 19, 2024
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My husband can drink his coff of cuppy from this mug I made of the time he tried to text me “tough night for typing” https://t.co/NaLNC0wUoU pic.twitter.com/ZUVA5voNwx
— Emily Eby French (@emilyebytx) May 19, 2024
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My aunt couldn’t pronounce my mom’s name. Instead of Elizabeth, she’d say Izzybiff. My mom’s nickname became Biff until my grandmother died.
— Samuel ☠️️ (@Sam_rvb) May 19, 2024
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A friend called it bungee jumping with a hard G. It was so over for her
— Zero (@GlacierOasis) May 19, 2024
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My mum once asked for a Kenfucky Tied Chicken
— Paul Burton (@paul_burton) May 19, 2024
Source @nickhexum311
