Donald Trump has launched his own fragrance (not like that) called Fight, Fight, Fight – 16 one-star reviews
We regret to inform you that Donald Trump is at it again. Because Trump has been at so many things, we’ll be more specific. He’s launched yet another overpriced, self-promotional grifting bit of merchandise, and this time it’s cologne.
This is a real story:
President-Elect Donald Trump unveiled a new line of fragrances under the brand name "Trump Perfumes & Colognes" in a post on Truth Social Saturday.
The collection, named “Fight, Fight, Fight,” is designed to embody the spirit of victory and is also what…
— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) December 7, 2024
Of course, there’s a video. There’s always a video.
Donald Trump has launched a new fragrance line named “Fight Fight Fight,” available at $199 a pop
What do you think it smells like? pic.twitter.com/mZwpSt7vW7
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) December 7, 2024
Presumably, the proceeds will go to the family of the man who was killed on the day that Trump’s ear was slightly nicked. What, no? Colour us shocked beyond measure.
The internet wasn’t impressed.
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Grifter in chief https://t.co/1EmfFWRAHP
— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) December 7, 2024
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Fart, fart, fart. https://t.co/TCSyNK1pRE
— Kili One (@Sicanguhemaca) December 7, 2024
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We're going to take away your Social Security and Healthcare but with what little you have buy my cologne and make me richer.
— Tishygirl (@Tishy634249) December 7, 2024
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Donald Trump launching a fragrance line called 'Fight, Fight, Fight' is peak 2024. Nothing says 'spirit of victory' like a cologne that smells like spray tan, discount cocaine, Big Macs, Diet Coke, and legal fees. pic.twitter.com/1piPSq152g
— Russell Drew (@RussOnPolitics) December 7, 2024
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A missed opportunity to call Trump's men's fragrance the Elon Musk pic.twitter.com/Emgkur3BsC
— Farnad Darnell, PhD (@DocDarnell) December 7, 2024
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Trump colognes… guaranteed to neutralize even Trump size diaper odours. pic.twitter.com/D5cQUgoPZL
— Marlene Robertson (@marlene4719) December 7, 2024
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I had enough Trump Fragrances when I was married, thank you pic.twitter.com/pAACg1HGYp
— SHARN (@DoctorWarmflash) December 7, 2024
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The White House is becoming a snake oil sales site! https://t.co/Z2Amh1I82f
— Barbara Muchow (@bfm4440) December 7, 2024
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A heady blend of stinky cheese and cat's pee. https://t.co/uASmkroL7R
— Louis (@kingof__fools) December 7, 2024
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Eau For Fuck's Sake! pic.twitter.com/dEWSBGQoIu
— Otto English (@Otto_English) December 7, 2024
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Trump has zero illusions about the intelligence of his supporters. He knows they're suckers. Yet Dems think better messaging about YIMBY is going to help them. https://t.co/n5iFhSIY07
— Walrus in a Top Hat (@Red_Roscoe) December 7, 2024
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Jimmy Carter was forced to sell his peanut farm and Hunter Biden was investigated for having a job. https://t.co/ewr6EhrZWc
— ℕ ℝ (@yourlittldogtwo) December 7, 2024
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This is a reminder that Trump isn’t a real dictator like Putin or Assad. He just plays one on tv. At some point his reality tv show will get cancelled. https://t.co/lKysRmt5n1
— Bill Christeson (@BillChristeson) December 7, 2024
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Low Karate. https://t.co/oUzOMtVNs5
— Another Cinna (@AnotherCinna) December 7, 2024
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Still flogging tacky merch. Shouldn’t he be busy with more pressing matters? https://t.co/VJsy06PVGS
— Matthew Fraser (@frasermatthew) December 7, 2024
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Thomas Jefferson’s fragrances were only $.39. https://t.co/6ER7w4xnke
— Ron Shillman (@shillman1) December 7, 2024
In case anyone was in any doubt that this is a truly classless man, he then shared an updated promotion for the overpriced tat – using Dr. Jill Biden‘s greeting to him at the rededication ceremony in Notre Dame.
Joe Biden welcomed this guy to the White House. Trump responds with a gross diss on Jill. pic.twitter.com/QCfYJxs1sZ
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 9, 2024
We can’t argue with this.
It's going to be 4 years of I can't believe what a POS he is
— Sandi Bachom (@sandibachom) December 9, 2024
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