Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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I hope that, in hell, the inventor of the umbrella has to spend all eternity walking against a crowd of short people with umbrellas.
— Dubious Genius (@dubiousgenius.bsky.social) January 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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EO 327: The Oxford comma shall now be known as the Comma of America
— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) January 25, 2025
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Me: Well, well, well. If it isn't my old nemesis.
Parallel parking space:
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) January 26, 2025
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My mother-in-law is now living with us but thankfully she likes boxed wine and dino nuggets so all is good.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) January 27, 2025
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All these self driving vehicles..It's only a matter of time that we hear a country song about his truck leaving him
— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) January 27, 2025
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Turns out if you ask your neighbor who his favorite serial killer is he’ll stop trying to talk to you & I just wish I’d thought of this sooner.
— ScottW (@jswtreeman) January 29, 2025
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Finally finished. I made a pallet base from old coffee tables. pic.twitter.com/A4VZUmWvrf
— John O'Connell (@jdpoc) January 29, 2025
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— Tashy McTashface (@TashP351) January 26, 2025
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Why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the power puff girls did in 11 minutes
— Redd (@ReddCinema) January 28, 2025
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Your honor, I refer you to the precedent setting landmark case of Smelt It vs Dealt It.
— Fomo Simpson (@HaliPhacks) January 29, 2025
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Today I had a chocolate frosted doughnut without sprinkles…….. diets can be tough!!
— Pete Zapalice (@w_dawgs) January 30, 2025
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Accurate pic.twitter.com/ErylySplg6
— Jennifer Greenberg ️ (@JennMGreenberg) January 29, 2025
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the answer to 'who hurt you' is usually 'my front facing camera'
— Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) January 30, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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