People were asked for their dad jokes ‘so bad they deserve a standing ovation’ and these 23 all got an encore

12.
What side of a turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.
–StandardMany8459

13.
I started a company making ceiling fans. Business is looking up.
–ShySunbeam

14.
Have you seen the Broadway show about puns? It’s a play on words.
–RhynoD

15.
I had a job recycling Pepsi cans, it was soda-pressing.

Now I work in escalator repair, it has its ups and downs.
–ShinyUnicornPoo

16.
My great uncle reached out to shake my then 8 year old hand. I promptly grabbed it and shook. He looked ant me and asked “Are ya scared of me?”

I replied no.

He then says “Then why are ya shaking!?”

I will always remember that terrible, terrible joke. And I love it.
–Nolser

17.
We pass a cemetery…

People are dying to get in there.

Dad did this every time. RIP
–Ill-Sprinkles-1979

18.
Me “there is a rule that nobody that lives in (insert town name) can be buried in this cemetery. “

Them “oh really? I wonder why”?

Me “because they’re not dead”
–Strong-Cod-3841

19.
Did you know that four former US Presidents are not buried in the United States?

Really? Who?

Clinton, W Bush, Obama and Biden.
–compuwiza1

20.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven’t got a gig yet.
–QuietMorningMist

21.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
–Gonzo_Silverback

22.
My brother was on a business trip when his twins were born, and my sister in law was out of it, so I got to name the kids: Denise and Denephew.
–copingcabana

23.
A band touring Europe hired a Polish sound technician and a Czech one, too. A Czech one, too.
–onaplinth

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