Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
financial planner: ok, and if you DON’T discover a lost van gogh at a garage sale?
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) February 3, 2025
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I was up late last night night, rubbing mayonnaise into my beard, and now I can't get out of bed as I'm suffering from egg sauce chin.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) February 2, 2025
15.
My biggest fear is a killer saying some funny shit while I’m playing dead
— Enokay’s houseboy (@Mogyimii) February 4, 2025
16.
the question was "how are you" pic.twitter.com/ISlOmxswF8
— luca (@collateral2OO4) February 3, 2025
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BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I'm ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) January 6, 2025
18.
Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break
— Raven (@CloudxRaven) February 3, 2025
19.
My neighbor told me his son watched "Cujo" for the first time.
Guess who’s putting shaving cream around the dogs mouth tomorrow?
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) February 4, 2025
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Waiting for my therapist to come back from the bathroom pic.twitter.com/XBbjbX8ZPK
— cory snearowski (@corysnearowski) February 5, 2025
21.
Happy 5 year anniversary to the half done home improvement project I was definitely going to finish during covid.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 6, 2025
22.
Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term
— greg (@gurreggg) February 4, 2025
23.
I knew it pic.twitter.com/VYt7TsRVW1
— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) February 6, 2025
24.
Canadian Geese are always forgetting they’re birds. have some grace…show some elegance…u could go to Puerto Rico but instead ur screaming outside the bank
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) February 4, 2025
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It's good that 10ft Jesus is trying new hobbies. pic.twitter.com/pSN3nBMJOE
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) February 1, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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