
Donald Trump is bringing back plastic straws because paper ones keep ‘exploding’ on him and these 13 comebacks are all worth sucking up
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“Someone tried to assassinate me with an exploding paper straw. It blew my head clean off, but it grew back in less than an hour. I’m a quick healer. The best healer. Nobody can grow their head back quicker than me.” https://t.co/1hdy3B7SoF
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) February 11, 2025
9.
The United States is run by a complete fucking moron with less intelligence that the average five-yr-old & a fragile politically illiterate radicalised disinformation superspreader who is also the richest dickhead on earth. Goodbye, US democracy. It was mediocre while it lasted. https://t.co/HiHqis3f3z
— GET A GRIP (@docrussjackson) February 11, 2025
10.
Straws #Trump #exploding #plastic #paper #sharks pic.twitter.com/54S1E1wCgJ
— Matilda Thorpe (@tillythorpe) February 12, 2025
11.
“It was an exploding straws sir” pic.twitter.com/GojvnKFpre
— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) February 12, 2025
12.
I’m not a fan of paper straws if I’m completely honest, I keep a metal one in my bag and just get on with my life but I didn’t know the paper ones exploded Every time I think this pissflap can’t possibly get any thicker, he ups his fecking game https://t.co/Nw18PzqJOl
— Miss Chief (@Midge1415) February 11, 2025
13.
Trump’s straw rant fits too well on Michael McIntyre pic.twitter.com/eEZuvbznAo
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) January 19, 2024
And also …
Americans are putting insulin on credit cards. https://t.co/AgVUF8OxpU
— Nina Turner (@ninaturner) February 11, 2025
To conclude.
Trump is the moron's moron. Leading the lemmings over the cliff face https://t.co/DgCsQ9Lozb
— terry christian (@terrychristian) February 12, 2025
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