25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Welcome to our round-up of the things that have made us laugh on Bluesky in the last seven days. In a time when there’s so much to stress us out on the news, it’s great to have something to make us smile, rather than grimace.
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My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@misterabk.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
2.
Actually, Alexander wept because I went back in time and told him he could conquer the entire world and never get close to recreating the flavor profile of a $5 McDouble Meal
— ceej (@ceej.online) March 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
3.
If I had to leap into the briny deep from the rigging of a vessel stove in by a vengeful sperm whale, I would totally do a cannonball
— Salty MacTavish (@saltymactavish.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
4.
Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) March 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
5.
My brain: hey, you’re forgetting something.
Me: thanks, what is it?
My brain: sorry, that’s all I got.
— Boog (@boogtweets.bsky.social) February 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
6.
If you’ve got sheep that go missing do they go AWOL or AWOOL
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman.bsky.social) February 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
7.
Me: Another year older, time is precious, make the most of it.
Also me:
— Scott Innes (@flyinginside.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
8.
yelling "you're on thick ice mister" at my kids when I'm not mad at them
— Gwen Pepperoni (@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social) March 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
9.
hey guys, my advertising partners and i were just wondering what the last 500 products you purchased were and why
— |\|||<|< (@nikk.ca) February 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
10.
I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.
— Sridhar Ramesh (@radishharmers.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
11.
I don’t know why you’d post such a disgusting recipe?? I did substitute 5 lemons (juice and rind) and a shoe in place of the chicken and omitted salt for health.
— Maddie (@madrigal.bsky.social) February 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
12.
So when monkeys and wild animals spit and throw faeces at you, it’s just their nature; but when I do it to them, apparently I’m spoiling it for the rest of the audience of the Lion King musical
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito.bsky.social) March 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM