25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
TV AD: here is a product that appeals to the specific audience that watches this show
INSTAGRAM AD: here is a product we know you want based on your search history
TWITTER AD: hello I am a targeted individual being subjected to microwave rays by the government of peoria illinois— america's less insane lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) April 8, 2025
14.
For my birthday this year, I can only celebrate for half a minute.
It's my thirty second birthday.
— . (@jtothet) April 9, 2025
15.
World Homeopathy Awareness Week begins today. The less aware of it you are, the more good it will do you.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) April 10, 2025
16.
omg that girl can do anything https://t.co/ApDEd5gjNB
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) April 8, 2025
17.
I love traveling. There's nothing like being on your phone in another country.
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) April 4, 2025
18.
no unfortunately i cannot give u directions around the city i have lived in my entire life
— ♱ (@kateinwords) April 7, 2025
19.
Growing up, I always thought the Ninja Turtles were far-fetched, but here I am, eating pizza in the sewer and learning karate from a rat.
— (@MoMohler) April 8, 2025
20.
Really pleased to learn that in the last 6 months alone I have earned 38p from my Onlyfans account
— Arthur Smith (@ArfurSmith) April 9, 2025
21.
"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
I was trapped in a well and the whole nation was riveted
— Syrup Tishus (@Syrup_Tishus) April 9, 2025
22.
IF you lose your khakis in Ohio it means you can't find your pants, but I hear that if you lose your khakis in Boston it means you can't start your car.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) April 10, 2025
23.
What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) April 9, 2025
24.
loaf of bread and a block of cheese sound good as hell i see why people are french
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) April 4, 2025
25.
"women don't like jacked guys" jokes on you idiot i lift weights so i can hold my cat for a long time. he's impressed by it
— jame (@kloogans) April 5, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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