25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
new invention, breakfast hot dog™️ it’s just a hot dog u eat in the morning i’ll take three
— m@thew (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) April 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
14.
in light of the recent declaration of global economic crisis I cannot express how good it feels to not know math
— bridget epitropakis (@bepitropakis.bsky.social) April 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
15.
once upon a time I was fallin' in love
but now i'm only fallin' apart
there's nothing I can do
a boatload o' dips on a cart— Dan Howdle (@danhowdle.bsky.social) April 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
16.
is my favorite song about a cruel experiment resulting in a hybrid human/keyboard monster.
17.
It would have been a proper surprise if he'd appeared on Gladiators
— Hugh Keogh (@hughkeogh.bsky.social) April 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
18.
First they came for the gas stoves and I said nothing because I had an electric stove. Then they came for the high flush toilets and I said nothing because I had a bidet. Then they came for the high capacity shower heads and I said nothing because I can't pay my utility bills.
— Woodrow Peel (@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social) April 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
19.
Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out
— Alex Selby-Boothroyd (@alexselbyb.bsky.social) April 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
20.
Sagittarius: Your smartphone will absorb the ghost of a Victorian orphan. It will work the same as before, except it will weep when you unlock it.
— Sorrowscopes (@sorrowscopes.bsky.social) April 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
21.
This cat. She looks like a rogue taxidermist has tried to sew a cat’s head to a polar bear’s body.
— Rhianna Pratchett (@rhi.bsky.social) April 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
22.
There is no greater feeling than telling people on social media that you don’t like something that’s quite popular.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social) April 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
23.
When I walk my dogs through my suburban neighborhood and look through open windows, I am reminded of that Thoreau line: "Lotta assholes sure like to watch that Real Housewives shit."
— Jerry (@allhailjerry.bsky.social) April 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
24.
If Darth Vader lived among us, I'm pretty sure he'd retrofit his cape with various sizes of cargo short pockets.
— Stace Fiction (@girlawhirl.bsky.social) April 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
25.
I feel like this iteration of Jesus is inviting me to listen to him talk at me for ages about his gap year.
— Gary Panton (@garypanton.co.uk) April 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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