25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I wish my fitbit could track all the steps I've taken trying to find where I put it.
— Turgid Verse (@gullyvuhr) April 10, 2025
14.
The boat race is on. Like cup final day for men in gilets with Oakleys on their head & girls called Chesca
— Beige (@Beigerevenge) April 13, 2025
15.
A kazoo implies there’s also a kaquarium
— Kate oh no (@Kateness8) April 16, 2025
16.
my tax strategy is to go to a website i've never heard of before, enter all my most sensitive information, then hit the 'continue' button until i either get $1300 or go to jail
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) April 14, 2025
17.
Turns out you can use trolleys to get places. I thought it was just for efficiently murdering 1-5 people.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 14, 2025
18.
I don't vacuum crumbs out of the couch cushions . . . If my couch starves to death, I'll lose my soulmate.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) April 15, 2025
19.
told someone i was a physics grad and she said ooh can you tell me if crystals have power and i said what kind of power and she was like can they be energetically charged in the sun and i was like some of them can and she was like ooh and i was like solar panels
— ✈️ INGROUP CEO ✈️ (@MasterTimBlais) April 13, 2025
20.
The only reason they haven't sent a team of library workers into space is because when stuff starts floating around we'll get distracted with trying to put it all back where it goes.
— Lousy Librarian (@LousyLibrarian) April 14, 2025
21.
Grocery stores be like: Ok, it’s the third Tuesday of the month, time to move the peanut butter.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 14, 2025
22.
The fact that “All that’s missing is the sea” at Club Tropicana, but you can “watch the waves break on the bay” is why I have trust issues
— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) April 14, 2025
23.
If you need to have an impromptu family meeting, fry up some bacon and everyone will appear in the kitchen.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) April 13, 2025
24.
Woke up early. There was no worm. pic.twitter.com/R96lcgOJpt
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) April 17, 2025
25.
brain: did we get some writing done?
me: no
brain: ok, then we finished other work so we can write tomorrow?
me: somehow also no
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) April 12, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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