People shared the wildly irritating replies they get whenever they tell someone their name and their fury is real

“what’s your last name?”

“castro”

“oh! so you’re related to fidel castro?” https://t.co/CT5knPHUJd

— megan (@megreneec) March 21, 2019

"What's your name?"

"Speedy"

"Why, are you fast or something?"

"Nah, it's literally just my real last name" https://t.co/1QL2Sgph2a

— Speedy (@NotSoSpeedRuns) March 24, 2019

"What's your name?"

"Will Powers."

"Hahahahah funny. What's your real name?"

"Fuck you." https://t.co/ex0GeqFiPa

— Will Powers (@WillJPowers) March 25, 2019

“What’s your name?”

“Cassie.”

“Cathy?”

“No its Cassie.”

"Nice to meet you Cathy 🤗."

"🙃"https://t.co/AEGFFyInaC

— 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸𝗸 (@Friskkmkay) March 25, 2019

“What’s your name?”

“Yoshi.”

“Like the green turtle?”

“It’s a dinosaur/frog….but……yes.”

“Where’s Mario?! Hahahahahah”

……… https://t.co/D5HyasYZG0

— Yoshi Sudarso 🇮🇩🐉 (@yoshi_sudarso) March 26, 2019

“What’s your name?”

“Soledad”

“What?”

“Sol-e-dad”

“What?”

“Soledad. Like the prison”

“What?”

“….(sigh)”

“So… Susan? Can I call you Susan?” https://t.co/ZmWq726jj8

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) March 28, 2019

“What’s your name?”

“David Hunter”

“David Hunter?”

“Yes” https://t.co/ZJnlTDW1l1

— David Hunter (@thedavidhunter) March 29, 2019

“What’s your name?”

“Marisha”

“Marisa?”

“Mari-SHA”

“OH LIKE Mariska Hargitay?”

“No! Mari-SHA”

“Okay Mascara let’s just…”

😳 https://t.co/3ytiC8JuB7

— Marisha Wallace (@marishawallace) March 29, 2019

“What’s your name?”

“Storm”

“Dawn?”

“No it’s Storm, as in thunderbolts and lightning.”

“Storm? Is that your real name?”

🤦🏻‍♀️ Every time! https://t.co/SJXDEgaXEd

— Storm Huntley (@StormHuntley) March 30, 2019

“What’s your name?”

“Tori”

“Torry?”

“Tori… like the party”

😶 https://t.co/dtdqORWhh2

— Tori (@torihargreaves) March 29, 2019