23 times the Fake Showbiz News account brought a bit of parody pizzazz to the timeline
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Jodie Comer says she’s always hated the phrase ‘you never know what’s round the corner’.
“Sometimes you do,” she pointed out pic.twitter.com/UohSCynGZx
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) August 8, 2024
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Louis Theroux to front new BBC documentary about people who have lost control of their unread emails pic.twitter.com/fXzBCn3FMI
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) May 21, 2024
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‘Take Me Out’ to return to ITV in September – but with Paddy McGuinness replaced by ‘Breaking Bad’ actor Jonathan Banks pic.twitter.com/y5qlr4bWXd
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) April 18, 2024
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Ian Brown says when he drove in to Didsbury the other day there was a sign at the side of the road that displayed the exact speed he was driving.
“What else do they know about us?” he pondered pic.twitter.com/grFxNpf8IA
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) March 1, 2024
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Gary Barlow says if you reply “no” when the pharmacist asks whether you pay for your prescriptions, they will generally take you at your word.
“£9.90 is my idea of a very nice saving,” he told reporters pic.twitter.com/tBnU6X2FxX
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) May 8, 2024
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Harry Kane reveals his all-time favourite song is ‘Woo Hoo’ by Blur pic.twitter.com/2aNKFFUJJF
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) February 3, 2024
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Lady Gaga says it’s annoying that planets just look like stars when viewed with the naked eye.
“May as well just look at a fucking star then,” she told BBC Radio Cornwall pic.twitter.com/gidblZfNvD
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) February 6, 2025
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Joey Barton stations himself near the checkouts at his local Tesco to make sure no females are attempting to buy Yorkies pic.twitter.com/pgYtwuUJrS
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) December 10, 2023
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Catherine Zeta Jones says she feels a deep sense of rage when she’s done a good word on Scrabble but the next player sticks an S on the end.
“Get your own fucking word,” she fumed pic.twitter.com/MR2eeQAWCh
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) December 20, 2023
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Vicky McClure accuses shower gel makers Original Source of spending the past decade resting on their laurels.
“I can’t remember the last time they launched a new flavour,” she told reporters pic.twitter.com/03i70xpfOm
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) February 23, 2024
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Sophie Ellis-Bextor says at the age of 44 she feels too old to learn any new board games.
“I’m done,” she told reporters pic.twitter.com/5g8lJheCqx
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) January 30, 2024
Somebody has to stand up to him.
Emma Bunton says she’s not going to just sit back and let Donald Trump invade Greenland pic.twitter.com/nJDcgJCZcl
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) January 8, 2025
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