25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
i figure there's a pretty good chance elon doesn't realize it's a pun, he just thinks it's funny to let a sink in
— more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) May 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
14.
It's all those Pb & J sandwiches.
15.
*handing a guest leftovers after having dinner at my house* here, put this in your fridge and throw it away in a couple of weeks
— Travis comma bitch (@prof-hinkley.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
16.
I don’t care about Kris Jenner and the rest of them getting new faces but, girl! Drop the name of the surgeon! Tell us what you got done. FFS we’re out here fighting for our lives with some oatmeal face scrub and tub of Olay.
— Kate Lister (@k8lister.bsky.social) May 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
17.
So help me if I only taste 999 islands in this dressing
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
18.
If Este Haim married Trevor Horn, divorced him to marry Sheila E. then repeated this pattern a further three times, her surname would be Haim Horn E. Horn E. Horn E. Horn E.
— Flups (@flups.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
19.
Crisps that I'm not classy enough to even buy. I bet the Glasto Yurt gang love these.
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn.co.uk) May 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
20.
I would use my phone as a phone for you.
— Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social) May 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
21.
the scariest thing ppl who made movies 100 years ago could come up with was like “what if a guy fell off a train”
— farner (@farnerb0cken.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
22.
Alright, which one of you installed testicle magnets in my cat's feet?
— Theciscokidder (@theciscokidder.bsky.social) May 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
23.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Applicant: In the mirror.
Interviewer: I think that was a joke? Really, where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Applicant: Half a decade older, I'd say.
Interviewer: Okay, we're done here and I am not validating your parking.
24.
this washer's stuck on woke!
25.
me: *on walkie-talkie* toblerone to toblertwo, come in toblertwo
wife: *from the couch* yeah I’m not fucking doing that
— Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim.bsky.social) May 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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