17 times these clueless dudes finally got the hint that a woman was hitting on them
10.
‘The hint of being directly asked if I wanted to go on a date.’
-Eternal_Bagel
11.
‘A girl followed me off the train stopped me and said “I’m sorry but I just had to let you know that I think you’re absolutely gorgeous” – never happened before, never will happen again.
We went for coffee and were together 4 years – didn’t end well but at least I have that story’
-Seeker-of-life
12.
‘Met at a mutual friend’s house party. Clueless to her flirting. Finally, “hey, why don’t we go up to the tree house and look at the full moon together?” 10 minutes later, “so, are you going to kiss me or what?” 30 minutes later, “what are you doing after this party?… Really? Or you can take me home and fuck me?” We spent 5 years together.’
-waylandsmith
13.
‘When a girl who had been eying me the whole night came over to me and sat in my lap and leaned in and whispered in my ear “i am not wearing any panties”’
-Flashignite2
14.
‘She came back to my place, sat on my kitchen benchtop swinging her legs, and said, “I think if I don’t have sex with you right now, I’m going to die.”
I did what I could to help her out.’
-Falstaffe
15.
‘Am the woman. My now husband was far too polite to assume I was as into him as he was me. When I found out he’d never seen boobs in person before, I happily offered to show him mine. He almost fainted and refused because, as I later learned, he was so worried he’d get “too horny” and offend me somehow. I also learned he’d never kissed anyone before, so I very eagerly offered to be his first. It took weeks to convince him that I really did want to kiss him. He considered himself lucky to have such a good friend who would do that for him.
It wasn’t until we were mid-fuck one day and I told him that I loved him that he realized maybe, just maybe, I wasn’t just being friendly.
He’s the love of my life and I would gladly do it all over again, but damn, dude. If I willingly put your dick in my mouth repeatedly, I promise I’m at least a little into you.’
-EmbarrassedAdBlocker
16.
‘”I’m literally in your bed with you. Are you going to kiss me?”’
-MagicTheBadgering
17.
‘A female friend of mine were talking one day and I told her I liked blondes. Three days later she dyed her hair blonde. It took me weeks to finally put it together. I’m dumb.’
-Tsoonami
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