People have been mocking the size of Trump’s teeny tiny …parade. 24 favourite burns
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Trump parade is a flop
— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) June 14, 2025
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LMAOOO, trump's PATHETIC ego parade had less than 1% of the MILLIONS who showed up across America, in almost every state, to protest his crooked, fascist ass.
WELL DONE, AMERICA!
NO KINGS HERE, EVER! ✊ pic.twitter.com/hgZgSeh38N— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) June 14, 2025
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Before saying not many people showed up, remember this was a military parade and they had both face painting and camouflage booths everywhere. There are tens of thousands of people there, but you just can't see them. pic.twitter.com/uCVKPTG11O
— Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) June 15, 2025
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! pic.twitter.com/8eZHND0mpl
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) June 15, 2025
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No, this isn’t a rehearsal. It’s the actual parade for the Orange Shitstain’s birthday. No one came #NoKingsDay #NoKingsInAmerica pic.twitter.com/CjSduXiAiB
— Piyush Mittal (@piyushmittal) June 15, 2025
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This parade could have been an email
— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) June 14, 2025
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HAHAHA! The crowd for Trump’s birthday parade is TINY! They claimed 200,000 people would show up and it doesn’t even look like 1,000 showed up. How embarrassing for MAGA! No Kings blew this out of the water!!! pic.twitter.com/IiGX8w67bc
— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) June 14, 2025
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The low turnout at Trump’s birthday party today reminds me of something, but I just can’t remember what… https://t.co/nGWQhZTgau pic.twitter.com/JF3EDHnAdf
— John Aravosis ️ (@aravosis) June 14, 2025
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200,000 people were dressed as empty aluminum benches. pic.twitter.com/phEXIGTKRf
— _ (@SundaeDivine) June 15, 2025
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Don’t worry. Trump will fix the crowd size tomorrow. With a sharpie. pic.twitter.com/jfGE3YgBR3
— Joe G (@EastEndJoe) June 15, 2025
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Trump's parade was as empty as all his childhood birthday parties – even the paid guests didn't show up pic.twitter.com/qP5HFyo41Q
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) June 15, 2025
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It's nice to see Trump supporters are finally social distancing. pic.twitter.com/WnrTztD41D
— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) June 14, 2025
And one final offering …
Great turnout for Trump's birthday parade.#TrumpParade pic.twitter.com/BIDAG0bp2t
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) June 14, 2025
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