Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Lad’s looking rough for an 11 year old. pic.twitter.com/MtYgfVUcLQ
— Slarty Bartfast (@Poppy_yyyyyyyy) July 6, 2025
14.
Hearing that for balance there will be 2 Tories on Question Time this week in case one of them joins Reform halfway through recording.
— Florence Lox (@floboflo) July 10, 2025
15.
We know what needs to happen here. Ancelotti actually goes to jail where he has to put together a team of inmates for their big game of the year against the guards. Eve of game he’s told he can go free to coach Brazil at the World Cup but follows his heart and chooses to stay. pic.twitter.com/2sEMp4AtVe
— Paul Watson (@paul_c_watson) July 10, 2025
16.
I hope in the new Superman movie he jails the billionaires, destroys social media, nationalises water, signs for Everton and tells Gregg Wallace to keep his pants on.
— Sam Avery (@sam__avery) July 10, 2025
17.
Ever since I was little I always knew I wanted to retire.
— Kristen (@Kica333) July 9, 2025
18.
Single sex toilets this unisex toilets that meanwhile everyone's missing the real issue: hooks in loos!! I demand hooks in loos!!!!!
— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) July 6, 2025
19.
Jeff Bezos is rich for one simple reason:
He's BALD and has saved $238.4 billion by never needing to pay for a haircut
Study the rich if you want to be wealthy pic.twitter.com/Ix3DLfQqnI
— Chase Passive Income (@chasedownleads) July 6, 2025
20.
My greedy brain thought this was a lovely ice cream with sprinkles pic.twitter.com/4jLH7nj4fE
— Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan (@buntyhoven) July 9, 2025
21.
“I never see you at the club” ok I never see you watching just the first 45 minutes of pirates of the caribbean
— marc (@msnetik) July 10, 2025
22.
My kid saw a poster for the Smurfs movie and asked me what the Smurfs are, and I started explaining they were blue guys who live in the forest before realizing that I have no fucking clue what their deal is beyond that.
— willy (@willystaley) July 8, 2025
23.
Sorry I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) July 8, 2025
24.
Why has BBC News started putting kisses at the end of its messages to me?
Absolute flirt pic.twitter.com/6LgWFLortk
— Toby Tarrant (@tobytarrant) July 9, 2025
25.
He’s going to get them relegated to BBC2 https://t.co/MWTvRwOYKC
— Eadon (@EadonYT) July 8, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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