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‘Some Might Say… You’re Sh*te!’ 29 of the cattiest insults from the Gallagher Brothers
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On The Killers (Liam, 2008): “They’re alright, but they’re trying too hard to be American. Just be yourself, mate.”
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On Muse (Noel, 2006): “Muse are alright, but they’re a bit like Radiohead’s less miserable cousins. Still too fucking serious.”
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On Arcade Fire (Liam, 2010): “They’re just a bunch of fucking hipsters with too many people on stage.”
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On Red Hot Chili Peppers (Liam, 2002): “They’re just a bunch of old blokes in socks jumping around. Fucking embarrassing.”
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On U2 (Liam, 2009): “Bono’s a nice enough geezer, but he’s always banging on about saving the world. Just play the fucking songs.”
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On The Strokes (Noel, 2002): “They’re alright for a bunch of rich kids playing at being punks, but they’ll never be us.”
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On Imagine Dragons (Noel, 2015): “Imagine Dragons? Sounds like music for kids who failed at Dungeons & Dragons. Absolute shite.”
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On The Kooks (Noel, 2006): “The Kooks? They’re like a shit version of The Kinks, and that’s saying something.”
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On The Black Keys (Noel, 2012): “They’re just two blokes ripping off the White Stripes, who were ripping off someone else. No originality.”
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On Primal Scream (Noel, 1997): “They were good when they were punks, but now they’re just a bunch of fucking posers.”
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On Manic Street Preachers (Liam, 1996): “They’re just a bunch of fucking bookworms pretending to be rock stars. Too many words, not enough riffs.”
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On Foo Fighters (Noel, 2017): “Dave Grohl’s a nice guy, but his band’s just a bit too fucking safe. It’s like rock for people who don’t like rock.”
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On The Chemical Brothers (Liam, 1999): “All that bleeping and blooping shite? It’s not music, it’s just noise for ravers.”
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On Kings of Leon (Noel, 2009): “They’re alright, but they’re trying to be too much like us. Stick to your Southern fried bollocks.”
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On Snow Patrol (Noel, 2008): “Snow Patrol? They’re like Coldplay’s even more boring cousins. It’s music for people who hate fun.”
